Bird pooh at the airport

There is bird pooh inside this airport, which means:
- there is a gap through which birds get in. Someone might use it to illegally enter this country or for more evil purposes. Mmmuuuaahahahahaha!
- cleanliness standards are clearly underrated
- airport service staff salaries are low and there is no motivation to excel
- birds seem to suffer acute diarrhea, probably due to an excess of pesticides on local fruit and crops.

Solution: relocate airport service staff to crop dusting. Relocate crop dusting staff to airport services. And sell it to both as a big promotion.

I see. I observe. And I judge.